Funny Quotes

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” Bo Derek

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. – Bill Watterson

“I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not… except for sober. I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.”

“I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.” Frank Sinatra

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough”

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”  a line from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind