Funny Quotes


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“I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not… except for sober. I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.”

“I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.” Frank Sinatra

“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough”

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”  a line from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind

“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.” Mindy Kaling